Stay

You don't feel like going out tonight? That's ok, I'll stay home with you...

Pandora

Pandora,

I miss you so much... will the hurting ever stop?

You were my faithful companion and I learned so much from you. I miss taking you to the beach and watch you run like crazy. I miss our walks together. I miss the weekends when you didn't let me sleep through the morning because you wanted to go to the beach, where I watched you run and play like crazy. I miss your sweet eyes looking at me. I miss you begging for more food. I miss you playing with your favourite toys. I miss your happy face whenever we went for car rides. I miss hugging you and feeling your soft fur. I miss every piece of you.

Most important, you taught me unconditional love.

R.I.P. Pandora

My beloved Pandora.

I will miss you forever in my heart.

2004-12-03
2006-09-04

I STILL LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND...

Breaking up with a partner

I guess I'm just not ready to commit.

I just need some space. I'm becoming an astronaut.

I just need some time. Can you come back in twenty years?

You deserve better.

It's me, not you.

The only thing we have in common is that we got married on the same day.

I'm holding you back.

I'm married to my job.

I'd love to grow old with you, but you're too far in front for me to catch up.

We're two different people. Actually, I'm three.

No, of course there's no one else. But if there was she'd have better tits than you.

I didn't know true happiness until I met you. And then it was too late.


source: The little book of crap excuses, by Michael Powell

Rules for making excuses

Just because an excuse is rubbish doesn't mean you shouldn't use it.

Always base an excuse on the truth, unless you are a very good liar.

A good excuse saves a load of explanation.

You're never too old to learn a new excuse.

A bad excuse is better than nothing.

The better the excuse, the sooner it's over.

All excuses come to those who are late.

There is a time to speak and a time to make excuses.

Always put off today what you can excuse tomorrow.

One good excuse deserves another.

As excuse is its own reward.

Many excuses make light work.

No excuse like the first excuse.

A man without an excuse is but half a man.


source: The little book of crap excuses, by Michael Powell.